48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
I JUST CANNOT EVEN THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER ON THE INTERNET.
Also, imagine when this girl is 25 and sees this video again.
also you will get your period
lmfao i dont even know what is hAPPENING RIGHT NOW
Melissa….i mean Melisia
THEY FRENCHED. OMFG she walked away and like 2 people clapped.
his brown hair flowing in the wind like a dark river
The past few days I spent catching up on my horror/slasher film intake. After hours and hours watching some of the stupidest, gory, macabre-filled, cliche, down-right-scarey-as-hell movies, I, being the terribly smart person that I am, decided to walk down a pitchblack trail through the woods, armed with only a flashlight and a tasty smoothie..at one in the morning. Now, mind you, I did have my cell, Emergency prepended on the cell, finger hovering above the talk button. Briefly my mind flashed back to the grisly scenes I’d just witnessed hours before, and I wondered for a split second if I was truly as stupid as the ignorant walking plastic actresses in all the aforementioned movies. Naturally, I continued walking. I went about 15 yards, give or take, and heard a yell far off in the woods. Some one yelled “Help”. Screamed it, is more. I froze on the pavement, and asked my friend next to me if she’d heard it. She had. So we both stood there for a good five minutes trying to figure out if we were in a horror movie, or just plain crazy, when yells sounded off the trail, and the voice screamed once more. With a sideways glance at one another, we took off running, throwing down our drinks. While running, all I could think of were those stupid thriller films, mumbling “we’re gonna die” under my breath like a mantra. We made it to the car, panicked for a second over the keys, and flew out of there. Needless to say I think my face looked similar to , for the rest of the day:
- me: um
- me: hi..
- me: i mean...
- me: wait..
- me: omg
- me: im sorry
i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.
Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.